Friday Night Fights: Theirs is not the reason why...

Aliens have invaded earth! After depleting our supply of Element-X, causing the failure of basic chemical processes and thus crippling our infrastructure, they've attacked the human population by mutating half of them and siccing them on the non-mutated half. Only a handful of Justice Leaguers are on-planet to fight off the invaders, among them such powerhouses as Elongated Man and Aquaman.

Facing an eney ship over the ocean, Orin turns to his finny friends for help.

Let's see how that works out for him:



Ooh, not so good for the dolphins. The aliens, however, rather enjoyed the attack. They even watch it again in slow-motion:



You know who else pumps his fist and grins with delight at the sight of casualties in battle? Bahlactus.


(From 1983's Justice League of America #212, by Gerry Conway, Rich Buckler, Paris Cullins and Romeo Tanghal; published by DC Comics)