Friday, December 12, 2008

Hey Kids! Comics!




(Panel from Final Crisis #5, written by Grant Morrison and illustrated by J.G. Jones and Alex Sinclair)

11 comments:

  1. OK, that panel gave me the heebie jeebies. I just finished FC No. 5, and when I got to that page ... um ... wow. That's all I can say.

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  2. And kids will now get weird ideas. About perspective.

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  3. Is it just me, or does his line not make sense?

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  4. Man, you think that's bad, you GOTTA read the latest issue of JLA, and peek into the erotic dreams of Kendra Saunders!

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  5. And in Final Crisis: Revelations, someone said "tits up."

    But it's very important not to let Tim Hunter ever appear in a DCU book, because if he did then some child might go purchase a back issue of a Vertigo book, and Vertigo is inappropriate for children.

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  6. BAD Mary! Bad! Excuse me, while I get a rolled up newspaper.

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  7. Is it just me, or does his line not make sense?

    I think he was about to say what his new superhero name is, but he forgot it. I know I did. Is he going by Shazam now? Or Marvel? Or Captain Marvel?

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  8. As I recall, he's going by Shazam, and his magic word changed to Shazam, so he still can't say his name.

    Don't look at me, I didn't write the damn thing. Stupid Trials of Shazam. Stupid Winick.

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  9. Okay, that makes sense. The line at least, if not the character. That's kind of a crappy lot in life, to always be struck by lightning whenever you say your own name.

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  10. Captain Marvel versus the evil man-eating vagina of Apokolips!

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  11. I was under the impression that Winick changed the rules too, so that Freddie only changes after saying his name when he *wants* to change.

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