On the subject of hobbitses...

I once wrote a comic book about a hobbit. It was called My Pet Halfling (I went with "halfling" instead of "hobbit" because I wasn't sure if the latter was copyrighted or not), and it told the (fake) true story of that one time my roommates and I had a pet halfling. You can buy it if you like. I have a lot of copies left. So, so many copies left. Here's the original, 2010 sales pitch, with updated ordering info. And here's a later sales pitch, which includes a six-and-a-half-page preview.