That's a painting of the star of Maude, The Golden Girls and The Star Wars Holiday Special, who died today, fighting a pack of velociraptors. It is the work of Brandon Bird, the world's finest fine artist, and it's entitled "Killing Machine."
If you haven't previously scoured every nook and cranny of Bird's site, I'd highly recommend you do so sometime in the near future, as it's pretty much the greatest thing on the Internet.
"That's a painting of the star of Maude, The Golden Girls and The Star Wars Holiday Special, who died today, fighting a pack of velociraptors."
ReplyDeleteShe died fighting a pack of velociraptors? What a way to go!
She died the way she lived.
ReplyDeleteEr, that sentece didn't read as clearly as it should have, huh? I'll leave it though, cause the mistake is funnier sounding. I'm not sure how she died; I believe Bird painted that picture of her fighting a pack of velociraptors when she was much younger, based on how dark her hair is in it, although dinosaur fighting was a hobby she enjoyed throughout her life.
ReplyDeleteDeadpool is going to be very upset.
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