Monday, March 10, 2008

I know Batman isn't gay, and...

I'm sure lugging him and Aquaman into battle can sometimes be a rather awkward task for their flying Justice League peers...


...but surely there's a less homoerotic—not to mention more dignified—way to transport the Caped Crusader, isn't there?

Or, at the very least, a way that affords him a better view?

7 comments:

Bryce said...

Wow. Ass-tastic!

SallyP said...

I don't care HOW fabulous your butt muscles are, Katar, get a little dignity!

Now Hal on the other hand...!

Greg said...

Yah...we didn't *see* much of Shayera back then, did we?

Riddering said...

This reminds me of how people were gawking at the Catman/Deadshot cover for Villains United. We should have known that the silver age truly trumps all.

Kevin Huxford said...

Better view? Do you mean with Batman saddled up on Hawkman's buttocks so he could see the skyline or do you mean flipped around so he's directly facing Katar's package? :p

Caleb said...

Better view? Do you mean with Batman saddled up on Hawkman's buttocks so he could see the skyline or do you mean flipped around so he's directly facing Katar's package?

Well, I was thinking that there's nothing worse than having to stare at Hawkman's butt throughout the flight, but I guess you've come up with one thing that might be even worse to stare at during the ride...

Kevin Huxford said...

Always trying to be helpful, sir. :)