If this is true (and I have no reason to doubt the good people at National Geographic on this matter)
...then how come the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles don't have a villain who is a mutant butterfly, who is always trying to hurt their feelings or make them sad in order to get them to cry, so he or she can drink their sweet, sweet turtle tears...?
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