Actually, Smee, I think crocodiles are one of the least strange things to fear, seeing as how they're the world's largest extant terrestrial predators and have the most powerful bite force of any animal in the world and all. (Oh yeah, that's totally Smee, at least as drawn by Fernando Cano in Stone Arch Books' adaptation of Peter Pan.)
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