And besides Di, candy is good for a heck of a lot more than just eating! Why, it's also good for
making people strong and beautiful,
distracting German sentries,
knocking things out of people's hands,
helping break bad news,
making an unreasonable man reasonable,
soothing wedding day jitters,
jamming gun barrels,
liberating hydrogen atoms to isolate the life vitamin,
and even reviving victims of drug-induced paralysis.
Oh candy, is there anything you can't do?