Tuesday, February 05, 2008

The Uses of Candy

And besides Di, candy is good for a heck of a lot more than just eating! Why, it's also good for

having fun,

making people strong and beautiful,

distracting German sentries,

knocking things out of people's hands,

helping break bad news,

making an unreasonable man reasonable,

soothing wedding day jitters,

jamming gun barrels,

liberating hydrogen atoms to isolate the life vitamin,

luring deer,

and even reviving victims of drug-induced paralysis.

Oh candy, is there anything you can't do?


Anonymous said...

Hey, these past couple of posts have a super hero in them.

Am I at the right blog?


Jacob T. Levy said...

In what world is that thing a deer?

These are great. I love "my constitution has room for lots of amendments..."

Greg said...

Classic Candy there, that's for sure! Woo woo!

Caleb said...

In what world is that thing a deer?

Why, the on the wonderful world of Wonder Woman Archives, of course!

It's actually an Amazon dressed as a deer as part of the Amazon version of Christmas festivities...some Amazons dress as deer, the others hunt them, catch them, pretend to skin and cook them and pretend to eat them.