Monday, February 25, 2008

Did you know that Hal Jordan...


...considers his penis a super-power?

8 comments:

Amanda said...

Hal's a kinky beast, so I am willing to bet that his finger isnt the first place he tried to wear the power ring.



Now imagine the costume he would need for that.

Tracer Bullet said...

A Power Cock Ring? I don't even want to know the context for that panel.

Siskoid said...

Hahaha.

He's got the Flash's legs right? I.e. the fastest bottom half (ah-hem!) in all of comicdom.

SallyP said...

C'mon, this is Hal Jordan! Ladies man extraordinaire! Of course he considers his sexual prowess to be a super power. For all I know everyone else may have the same beliefs, but Hal is the one who would brag about it.

Caleb said...

He's got the Flash's legs right?

Aw man, context ruins the effect! But yeah, it's the story where most of the characters have their upper and lower bodies mix-matched. Hal gets Superman's legs and crotch, and thus has to hop from place to place, and is capable of delivering super-kicks.

ealgylden said...

Okay, I'm not seeing how that's less insane than the Power Penis. Who needs drugs when you have comics?

Scott said...

I can't believe it took me this long to ask it, but how long did this switch last?

Long enough for Hal to need to use the restroom?

Greg said...

All of which begs the question of what space-aged material they use to fabricate the urinals at the Watchtower...