Every Day Is Like Wednesday: Did you know that Hal Jordan...

Monday, February 25, 2008

...considers his penis a super-power?

Amanda said...: Hal's a kinky beast, so I am willing to bet that his finger isnt the first place he tried to wear the power ring.

Now imagine the costume he would need for that.; 4:48 PM
Tracer Bullet said...: A Power Cock Ring? I don't even want to know the context for that panel.; 5:45 PM
Siskoid said...: Hahaha.

He's got the Flash's legs right? I.e. the fastest bottom half (ah-hem!) in all of comicdom.; 5:45 PM
SallyP said...: C'mon, this is Hal Jordan! Ladies man extraordinaire! Of course he considers his sexual prowess to be a super power. For all I know everyone else may have the same beliefs, but Hal is the one who would brag about it.; 8:05 AM
Caleb said...: He's got the Flash's legs right?

Aw man, context ruins the effect! But yeah, it's the story where most of the characters have their upper and lower bodies mix-matched. Hal gets Superman's legs and crotch, and thus has to hop from place to place, and is capable of delivering super-kicks.; 1:19 PM
Anonymous said...: Okay, I'm not seeing how that's less insane than the Power Penis. Who needs drugs when you have comics?; 1:49 PM
Anonymous said...: I can't believe it took me this long to ask it, but how long did this switch last?

Long enough for Hal to need to use the restroom?; 4:57 PM
Greg said...: All of which begs the question of what space-aged material they use to fabricate the urinals at the Watchtower...; 7:22 AM