If you live with me in the great state of Ohio, or other battleground states like Pennsylvania, Virginia, Florida, Indiana, Colorado and I don't know, probably some others, then this is your last day to register to vote in this year's presidential election and help elect that one guy. I don't want to get too political or anything here, but you know—whatshisname. Rhymes with Schmobama?
But even if you're like, "No, I think I prefer the presidential ticket that sucks," I guess you should register to vote anyway. Because if you don't, you just may get a visit from Golden Age Green Lantern Alan Scott.
And he won't be there to sign autographs.