While I am not, nor have I ever been a professional casting agent, I think I may be able to offer some assistance in the difficult task of casting such a film.
POPEYE...
...JASON STATHAM
OLIVE OYL...
...KRYSTEN RITTER
J. WELLINGTON WIMPY...
...JOHN HODGMAN
BLUTO...
...RON PERLMAN
THE SEA HAG...
...CLINT EASTWOOD
ALICE THE GOON...
..."STONE COLD" STEVE AUSTIN
POOPDECK PAPPY...
...JASON STATHAM AGAIN
EUGENE THE JEEP...
...UGGIE
Wait, what's that? It's going to be animated...?
Aw man, I was really getting excited about the possibility of seeing Statham in a sailor suit trading punches with Austin and Perlman, and Ritter in a tight, red blouse...
2 comments:
I like Krysten Ritter.
Statham would fit, actually. But he`d need a jaw job.
Clint is the spot-on pick. We need to nab him while he still possesses a shred of humor.
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