Even if she does beat Barack Obama to win her party's nomination to run for president in the fall, she's not going to win. She can't win.
Because she's a woman.
And there won't be a woman president of the United States until the year 3000. Now, the fact that it will take another 992 years before we get a woman in the Oval Office may seem hard to believe, but that's the way it is. Don't take my word for it though; I'm just repeating what I heard from Wonder Woman and her mom:
And how do they know what's going to happen so far in the future, anyway? Because it's already happened!
Drop some science on us, William Moulton Marston!
That sounds reasonable.
So does this mean that the Republicans will keep the White House for another term? Or that Barack Obama will be our next president? All we can know for sure is that the next president won't be a woman. So Democrats in the upcoming Super-Tuesday states would do well to give their votes to Obama or John Edwards; otherwise they're just throwing them away.