I was totally going to do almost that exact same post. Mine would have used those three little words in the post title though, since I can't do the fancy lettering image magic stuff. But still.
Well, instead of posting that post then, I'll just post a link to Bird's post, and add, "Ha ha, superhero comics are dumb and gross aren't they?"
Props to Bendis and company for having a character torn in half vertically instead of horizontally though. I guess if you have to have a superhero character torn in two in your comic, bisecting a character in a less traditional manner is something, right?