I kinda wish I could do contacts, but I am lazy, poor and afraid of touching my eyeballs. I would love to get a monocle someday...
Jacob,
Yeah, I purchased mustache wax a few months back. It is shockingly hard to use, as in to make both sides symmetrical. Green Arrow makes it look so easy!
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Awesome indeed, sir
Caleb, that is one incredibly dashing mustache. I have to admit to liking it paired with the beard as well, you handsome devil, you!
You look way too much like David Cross when you're wearing glasses.
Paired with the beard, the mustache is quite impressive. On its own, it's terrifying.
Did you wax the 'stache or anything like that to get it pointy?
Greg,
I kinda wish I could do contacts, but I am lazy, poor and afraid of touching my eyeballs. I would love to get a monocle someday...
Jacob,
Yeah, I purchased mustache wax a few months back. It is shockingly hard to use, as in to make both sides symmetrical. Green Arrow makes it look so easy!
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