Nonsense. She can all the ice cream she wants, and then go running like a cheetah* and burn it off. Alternately, she can smoke a bunch of cigarettes and barf when she wants to lose weight.
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Heh. I just discovered these, and they are adorable AND funny. Batman really should lighten up and eat some icecream.
Nonsense. She can all the ice cream she wants, and then go running like a cheetah* and burn it off.
Alternately, she can smoke a bunch of cigarettes and barf when she wants to lose weight.
*about Mach 5, I think
(please insert the word -eat-)
Good call on this one. What a stick in the mud.
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