Wednesday, October 13, 2010

We interrupt this blog for a brief commercial message


Hello Canadian readers! Several of you have expressed interest in purchasing a copy of My Pet Halfling, my 25-page black-and-white self-published comic book, but noted that you live on the other side of the U.S./Canadian border, and wanted to know if there was a special step they needed to add to my ridiculously restrictive and Ludditical instructions for securing a copy.

Yes! Yes, there is! You must add one U.S. dollar to the price of three U.S. dollars. If you live in Canada and want a copy sent to you, it will cost you four U.S. dollars (Sorry! It's the postal service's fault!)

So, to review...

Americans, please send $3 to J. Caleb Mozzocco, 27645 Bishop Park Drive #715, Willoughby Hills, Ohio, 44092 via check, money order, or three one-dollar bills tucked into an envelope.

Canadians, please send $4 to J. Caleb Mozzocco, p.o. box 1102, Ashtabula, Ohio, 44005-1102 via check, money order, or four one-dollar bills tucked into an envelope.
Don't delay! Supplies are limited!

4 comments:

tomorrowboy 2.7 said...

"Canadians, please send $4 to J. Caleb Mozzocco, p.o. box 1102, Ashtabula, Ohio, 44005-1102 via check, money order, or three one-dollar bills tucked into an envelope."

I will never understand exchange rates : )

matthew. said...

Use your spell check, Caleb!

Caleb said...

Use your spell check, Caleb!

What's spell check?

No, thanks guys; I think I fixed 'em both.

ninjasan8 said...

My letter will go out in the mail tomorrow.