Sunday, August 10, 2008

Do they come in men's size 10 1/2?


Hmm... "Get ready to climb some walls"... "Every Super Hero need their special powers, and with the active grip of the Spider-Man kid's cayman crocs shoes, your kids will have theirs."

So, if I'm reading this ad correctly, these special shoes will give whoever wears them the wall-climbing powers of Spider-Man, thanks to their "active grip" technology...?

They damn well better, because there's really no excuse to wear anything as hideous as a pair of crocs unless they give you superpowers.

5 comments:

dashopkinsfan said...

Oh but Caleb, they are so comfortable - I even wear them with dress pants and a tie to work :D

Jeff said...

True story:

Yesterday I drive to Toledo to see my partner, who drives a truck for a living (yes, we're both gay - which works out well if you think about it).

Sitting at the lunch counter of the truck stop restaurant is a very tough-looking, thoroughly tattooed man in a wife-beater, wearing a handlebar moustache and wearing - my hand to God - seafoam green crocs with little pink flowers on them.

And yet, if I had kissed my boyfriend good-bye after breakfast, *we'd* have gotten bashed...!

scottmill said...

seafoam green crocs with little pink flowers on them.

So, are they unisex shoes or not? Because I've seen some that are clearly not very masculine, but I think they get peddled as all unisex.

Caleb said...

a very tough-looking, thoroughly tattooed man in a wife-beater, wearing a handlebar moustache and wearing - my hand to God - seafoam green crocs with little pink flowers on them.

Okay, If they make your overall look that awesomely dissonant, then I guess that's another good reason to wear them.

SallyP said...

I definitely had to do a double-take, because when I first looked at the ad, I thought it said what a CROTCH...which puzzled me, as there was nary a crotch to be seen.

Oh yeah, shoes.